(meteorobs) Rao's Annual Thanksgiving Forecast

[Skywayinc at aol.com]

I thought with the holiday, that I'd issue this "special forecast" --
 
*** INDIGESTION WATCH FOR LATER THURSDAY AFTERNOON ***
***  BELLY ACHE ADVISORY FOR THURSDAY NIGHT ***
 
THANKSGIVING DAY: CONSIDERABLE AMOUNTS OF TURKEY WILL  DEVELOP
BY AFTERNOON, WITH AVERAGE TEMPERATURES OF 
BETWEEN 350 TO 400  DEGREES.  A HEAVY ACCUMULATION
OF CRANBERRY SAUCE AND STUFFING WILL  LIKELY 
ACCOMPANY THE TURKEY BY LATE IN THE DAY.  PROBABILITY
OF  FOOTBALL GAMES WILL RISE TO 100 PERCENT BY
AFTERNOON.
 
THURSDAY NIGHT: RESIDUAL SWEET AND MASHED POTATOES,  ALONG
WITH A FLOOD OF GRAVY . . . ESPECIALLY IN POOR DRAINAGE
AREAS.   PROBABILITY OF FOOTBALL GAMES WILL DIMINISH TO
NEAR ZERO BY EVENING.
 
BLACK FRIDAY: A LONG FRONTAL LINE IS EXPECTED TO STALL IN  
THE VICINITY OF MOST DEPARTMENT STORES AND SHOPPING 
CENTERS. STILL A  GOOD CHANCE OF LINGERING TURKEY OR
ISOLATED STUFFING.
 
SATURDAY: RESIDUAL TURKEY ACCOMPANIED BY DRIFTING
AREAS  OF MAYONASE IN SOME SPOTS.
 
LONG RANGE OUTLOOK FOR SUNDAY: STILL A CHANCE OF SOME  
LEFTOVER TURKEY, ACCOMPANIED ONCE AGAIN BY AN 
INCREASING RISK OF  FOOTBALL.
 
Again . . . Happy Thanksgiving to you all!  

—  joe