(meteorobs) Joe Rao's Annual Thanksgiving Forecast

[Skywayinc at aol.com]

*** INDIGESTION WATCH  FOR LATE THURSDAY AFTERNOON ***
*** BELLY ACHE  ADVISORY FOR THURSDAY NIGHT ***  
 
 
 

THANKSGIVING DAY: CONSIDERABLE AMOUNTS  OF TURKEY WILL DEVELOP
BY AFTERNOON, WITH AVERAGE TEMPERATURES OF
BETWEEN  350 TO 400 DEGREES. A HEAVY ACCUMULATION
OF CRANBERRY SAUCE AND STUFFING WILL  LIKELY
ACCOMPANY THE TURKEY BY LATE IN THE DAY. PROBABILITY
OF FOOTBALL  GAMES WILL RISE TO 100 PERCENT BY
AFTERNOON.
 
THURSDAY NIGHT: RESIDUAL SWEET AND  MASHED POTATOES, ALONG
WITH A FLOOD OF GRAVY . . . ESPECIALLY IN POOR  DRAINAGE
AREAS. PROBABILITY OF FOOTBALL GAMES WILL REMAIN AT
100 PERCENT  DIMINISHING TO NEAR ZERO
TOWARD MIDNIGHT.
 
BLACK FRIDAY: A LONG FRONTAL LINE IS  EXPECTED TO STALL IN
THE VICINITY OF MOST DEPARTMENT STORES AND  SHOPPING
CENTERS. STILL A GOOD CHANCE OF LINGERING TURKEY OR
ISOLATED  STUFFING.
 
SATURDAY: RESIDUAL TURKEY ACCOMPANIED  BY DRIFTING
AREAS OF MAYONNAISE IN SOME SPOTS.
 
LONG RANGE OUTLOOK FOR SUNDAY: STILL A  CHANCE OF SOME
LEFTOVER TURKEY, ACCOMPANIED ONCE AGAIN BY AN
INCREASING  RISK OF FOOTBALL.

A Very Happy Thanksgiving to you all!
– joe  r.




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