(meteorobs) COMPLETELY OFF-TOPIC NONSENSE: Dog breeds

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• Subject: (meteorobs) COMPLETELY OFF-TOPIC NONSENSE: Dog breeds
• From: Lew Gramer <dedalus@latrade.com> (by way of Lew Gramer <lewkaren@tiacdot net>)
• Date: Mon, 21 Jul 1997 14:02:25 -0400
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• Sender: owner-meteorobs

[Thought this might cheer us up during Full Moon... -Lew]

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Date: Wed, 09 Jul 1997 17:57:08 -0400
From: boo <dipityboo@glisdot net>
Subject: Re: fun stuff

Before you head out to pick up your next dog, consider these newly developed 
crossbreeds.  There's one for every lifestyle.  Some assembly required...

Pointer + Setter
--Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
--Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
--Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
--Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
--Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
--Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer
--Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute
--Commute, a dog that travels to work

Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller
--Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband

Bull Terrier + Shitzu
--Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed

boo
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