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Subject: (meteorobs) Fwd: jokes
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From: "Roger Haler" <rhaler@hotmail.com>
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Date: Tue, 07 Mar 2000 17:43:47 PST
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>From: Jokeman <FAQ-JM@lyris.enlist.com>
>Reply-To: Jokeman Joke List <FAQ-JM@lyris.enlist.com>
>To: Jokeman Joke List <FAQ-JM@lyris.enlist.com>
>Subject: jokes
>Date: Mon, 6 Mar 2000 22:17:52
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> The Jokeman
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>Jokes for today
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>A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most
>expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the
>check-out out counter where she told the check out girl.
>"Nothing but the best for my little kitten. "The girl at the
>cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat
>food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old
>people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof
>that you are buying the cat food for your cat." The little
>old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to
>the store.
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>They sold her the cat food.
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>The next day, the old lady went to the store and bought 12
>of the most expensive dog cookies -- one for each day of
>Christmas. The cashier this time demanded proof that she now
>had a dog, claiming that old people sometimes eat dog food.
>Frustrated she went home, came back and brought in her dog.
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>She was then given the dog cookies.
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>The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid.
>The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in
>the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake
>in there." The little old lady assured her that there was
>nothing in the box that would bite her. So the cashier put
>her finger into the box and pulled it out and told the
>little old lady, "That smells like crap."
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>… The little old lady grinned from ear to ear, "Now, my
>dear, can I please buy three rolls of toilet paper?"
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>submitted by EightyMonte…
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>Sex is like math...
>Add the bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and
>Multiply!
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>What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
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>… Popeye beat the shit out of him…
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>A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She
>stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets
>his haircut, eating her snack cake. The barber says to her,
>"Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."
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> She says, "I know. I'm gonna get boobs too."
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>SmileyCD
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