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(meteorobs) Fwd: FW: THE CANS




>From: Haler GS04 Roger L <halerr@matcom.usmc.mil>
>To: "'rhaler@hotmail.com'" <rhaler@hotmail.com>
>Subject: FW: THE CANS
>Date: Wed, 15 Dec 1999 10:52:57 -0500
>
>
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From:	Cassell WD06 Micheal E
> > Sent:	Wednesday, December 15, 1999 10:35 AM
> > To:	'Alice_Hughley@east.hroc.navy.mil'; Jefferson WD06 Alton; Tippins 
>WG07
> > Anthony R; Clark WD06 Elzie L; Bass WD06 John W; Cowling GS11 Lymas E;
> > Robertson WD06 Neal A; Haler GS04 Roger L; Jackson GS05 Thaddeus E; Coe 
>WD06
> > William R; Harrison WD06 Willie E
> > Subject:	FW: THE CANS
> >
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From:	Worthy WD06 Ernest J
> > Sent:	Wednesday, December 15, 1999 10:28 AM
> > To:	Cassell WD06 Micheal E; Dawson Con Tracy A; Streater WD06 Green Jr
> > Subject:	THE CANS
> >
> > YOU BEST GET THOSE CANS FROM UNDER YOUR BED
> >
> > -----only $1,875.25 ??????
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> >
> > 	IT SURE SOUNDS LIKE BILL
> >
> >
> > When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am
> > putting a box under our bed.  You must promise never to look in it."
> >
> > In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked.
> > However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary,
> > curiosity got the better of her and she lifted the lid and
> > peeked inside.  In the box there were 3 empty beer cans and
> > $1,874.25 in cash.
> >
> > After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her guilt and
> > she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry.  For all these years
> > I kept my promise and never looked in the box under our bed. However, 
>today
> > the temptation was too much and
> > I gave in.  But now I need to know why do you keep the
> > empty cans in the box?"
> >
> > Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess that after all
> > these years you deserve to know the truth.  Whenever I was
> > unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under
> > the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
> >
> > Hillary was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and
> > saddened, but I guess after all those years away from home
> > on the road, temptation does happen and I guess that 3 times is not that 
>bad
> > considering the number of years
> > we've been together."
> >
> > They hugged and made their peace.  A little while later,
> > Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in
> > the box?"
> >
> > Bill answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty
> > cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them
> > for cash."
> >
> >

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