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(meteorobs) A 2003 Thanksgiving Forecast
SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT
JOE RAO'S THANKSGIVING 2003 FORECAST
ISSUED: NOVEMBER 26, 2003
* * * EAT-WAVE ALERT HAS BEEN POSTED FOR THURSDAY * * *
* * * BELLY-ACHE ADVISORY IN EFFECT FOR THURSDAY NIGHT * * *
THANKSGIVING DAY: Expect considerable amounts of turkey to develop
by afternoon, with an average temperature of between 350 to 400 degrees.
A heavy accumulation of cranberry sauce and stuffing will likely
accompany the turkey by later in the day. Probability of football games
will rise to 100% by afternoon.
THURSDAY NIGHT: Residual sweet and mashed potatoes, along with a
flood of gravy . . . especially in poor drainage areas. Probability of
football
games will diminish to near zero by evening.
FRIDAY: Leftover turkey. Drifting areas of mayonase.
SATURDAY: A long frontal line is likely to stall in the general vicinity of
most department stores and shopping malls. Still a good chance of
leftover turkey or isolated stuffing.
LONG RANGE OUTLOOK FOR SUNDAY: Still a chance of residual
scattered turkey, accompanied by a rising chance of football by
afternoon.
Otherwise . . . have a HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
-- joe
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